Political Rap.
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(Source: brut8lity)
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This is how one pictures the unicorn of history. Its face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, it sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage and hurls it in front of its hooves. The unicorn would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise; it has got caught in its wings with such violence that the unicorn can no longer close them. The storm irresistibly propels it into the future to which its back is turned, while the pile of debris before it grows skyward. This storm is what we call progress.
for hermitqueen and lumpenfag
oh my god
the best thing about this picture is that the more you look at it the worse it gets
(Source: slothforce)
As someone with a beard, I can confirm this is how we brush our teeth (via Imgur)
If there’s a better way I haven’t found it yet.